Found these on Dumb Jokes That Are Funny. Most were rather lame than funny. What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing. What do you call a fish with no eye? Fssshh. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive [...]
Die fckers! DIE! Robber Shot In Botched Robbery At Petrol Kiosk 2009/11/26 KUALA LUMPUR: A 21-year-old man was shot in the left ribs when he tried to attack a policeman with a machete in a botched robbery at a Petronas petrol kiosk in Batu Caves today. The incident occurred when the policeman went to the [...]
I KNOW I KNOW. Everyone is waiting for an update on the previous post! Unfortunately I had fever on Monday and Tuesday thanks to 3 cups of Milo on Sunday, during The Sun Motor Hunt competition – which by the way was DQed for arriving late. Everything started with a bad sore throat, followed by [...]
It’s 11.30PM and it’s the 2 week anniversary of getting sliced and diced. Not many things happened since I was discharged from the hospital – mainly because I’m grounded to the house because I can’t drive nor anyone wants to take me out. I’m pretty sure tonnes of people wants to know what happened to [...]