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Tom: I’m in love
Me: With my camera?
Tom: With someone..
Me: That one with the one eye and flashes a lot one? That’s my camera.
Tom: NO!! NOT YOUR CAMERA!!!
Me: Thenn?
Tom: with joshua ong! ahhaha wtf
~Y[S]~ joshuaongys says (7:23 PM):
like?
~Y[S]~ joshuaongys says (7:23 PM):
do i love u?
~Y[S]~ joshuaongys says (7:23 PM):
of cuz i do
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I’m just Jeffro says:
u got grounded?
why? for bad behaviour?
CincauHangus.com says:
fyp

Pam: so why lah suddenly emo wan? ish!
Me: yeah =\
Pam: boi tak boleh emo! tak ada license. =p
Me: Hahahaha..
*some time later*
Pam: i go pee. you keep typing..
Me: Hahhaa.. Ok Ok..
*continues ranting & emoing*
Me: WHY U PEE SO LONG!?
Me: ORANG TENGAH EMO HERE =(
Pam: HAHAHAHHA
Pam: back! back! continue emo-ing!
Pam: (though you tak ade [...]

At DGMB Satay Celup.
Kel Li: What plant is yellow?
Schmae: Banana!
Kel Li: HELLO! BANANA IS NOT A PLANT!
Schmae: Banana plant is a plant lah!
Kel Li: NOO!! BANANA IS A FRUIT!
Schmae: Fine! >(
*2 minutes later*
Yatz: I KNOW!! PLANTA!

Schmae says:
thinking of what to say to you to cheer u up
i’m useless at these things u know
=(
CincauHangus.com says:
aww
im easily amused dear
like.. what plant is yellow…
Schmae says:
…
CincauHangus.com says:
or..what animal is blue..
Schmae says:
what??
fish
hahahahha
fish is blue right?
CincauHangus.com says:
Blooo!
hahahahaha
Schmae says:
bloo is an animal meehhhhh!
CincauHangus.com says:
yes lame-o-meter has risen
Schmae says:
…
CincauHangus.com says:
haha
Schmae says:
but really
what animal is blue
CincauHangus.com says:
it’s an animal [...]

Boy: I miss you.
Girl: How much?
Boy: The length of a straw.
Girl: Oh.
*pause*
Girl: Well, I miss you just by a teaspoon. *walks away*
Boy: !!
1 Girl - 0 Boy
Hahaha. Woot woot.

In response to the previous post on logical sex:
Schmae says:
*blink blink*
wow
i dont think i would’ve guessed it
ever
CincauHangus.com says:
hahahahahha
hmm
you wan try?
hahahahahaha
Schmae says:
WTF
CincauHangus.com says:
noooo
ew ew ew
Schmae says:
THATS WHYYY
CincauHangus.com says:
i’d feel
Schmae says:
EEEYERRR
CincauHangus.com says:
very weird
looking at another guy’s
Schmae says:
EEEW WEI
…..
…
stop
CincauHangus.com says:
squiggly
Schmae says:
WTFFFFFFFF
HAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
CincauHangus.com says:
hahahahaah
Schmae says:
SQUIGGLY???!!
OMGGGGG
What is a squiggly?
~
That’s a Squiggly. HAHAHA..

A friend asked me this question during dinner today.
There are 2 guys and 2 girls and 2 condoms only. Both guys must have sex with both girls without having unsafe sex or unhygienic sex. No fancy mumbo jumbo either. Just plain logic.
How do you do it?
The answer right after this song.