Ecosystem Regeneration
Schmae says: thinking of what to say to you to cheer u up i’m useless at these things u know =( CincauHangus.com says: aww im easily amused dear like.. what plant is yellow… Schmae says: … CincauHangus.com says: or..what animal is blue.. Schmae says: what?? fish hahahahha fish is blue right? CincauHangus.com says: Blooo! hahahahaha [...]
August 27, 2008 - Conversation - - 0 Comments
Boy: I miss you. Girl: How much? Boy: The length of a straw. Girl: Oh. *pause* Girl: Well, I miss you just by a teaspoon. *walks away* Boy: !! 1 Girl – 0 Boy Hahaha. Woot woot.
August 11, 2008 - Conversation,Guest Blogging - - 0 Comments
In response to the previous post on logical sex: Schmae says: *blink blink* wow i dont think i would’ve guessed it ever CincauHangus.com says: hahahahahha hmm you wan try? hahahahahaha Schmae says: WTF CincauHangus.com says: noooo ew ew ew Schmae says: THATS WHYYY CincauHangus.com says: i’d feel Schmae says: EEEYERRR CincauHangus.com says: very weird looking [...]
August 2, 2008 - Conversation - - 3 Comments
A friend asked me this question during dinner today. There are 2 guys and 2 girls and 2 condoms only. Both guys must have sex with both girls without having unsafe sex or unhygienic sex. No fancy mumbo jumbo either. Just plain logic. How do you do it? The answer right after this song.
Was talking to Wingz and Dale at the Nuffnang Wild Live Party, just to catch up on those guys. Wingz was updating his blog with his PDA during the event. Me: Wah what you doing? Updated blog edi? Wingz: Notchet la.. Now updating la.. Maxis so slow.. Must be because too many people here using [...]
July 24, 2008 - Conversation - - 3 Comments
C:\>love? ‘love?’ is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file. C:\>find me a girlfriend? File not found – girlfriend? C:\>at when will i meet her? Invalid command. {and some gibberish stuff} C:\>is she the right one? ‘is’ is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or [...]
Sheng 2: A mantau & a charsiew pau was watching a touching tv show. Why did the charsiew pau cry and the mantau didn’t? Sheng 1: … Dono leh. Why ah? Sheng 2: It’s because the mantau got no filling.. *lame-o-meter 5!*
July 13, 2008 - Conversation - - 4 Comments
Sister: Because Tom’s Dick is Harry! *Lame-o-meter: 4!*
July 12, 2008 - Conversation - - 1 Comments
