‘Cincau boleh Hangus ke?’
Boy: I miss you.
Girl: How much?
Boy: The length of a straw.
Girl: Oh.
*pause*
Girl: Well, I miss you just by a teaspoon. *walks away*
Boy: !!
1 Girl - 0 Boy
Hahaha. Woot woot.
August 11, 2008 - Conversation, Guest Blogging - Popularity: 53% [?] - 0 Comments
In response to the previous post on logical sex:
Schmae says:
*blink blink*
wow
i dont think i would’ve guessed it
ever
CincauHangus.com says:
hahahahahha
hmm
you wan try?
hahahahahaha
Schmae says:
WTF
CincauHangus.com says:
noooo
ew ew ew
Schmae says:
THATS WHYYY
CincauHangus.com says:
i’d feel
Schmae says:
EEEYERRR
CincauHangus.com says:
very weird
looking at another guy’s
Schmae says:
EEEW WEI
…..
…
stop
CincauHangus.com says:
squiggly
Schmae says:
WTFFFFFFFF
HAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
CincauHangus.com says:
hahahahaah
Schmae says:
SQUIGGLY???!!
OMGGGGG
What is a squiggly?
~
That’s a Squiggly. HAHAHA..
August 2, 2008 - Conversation - Popularity: 35% [?] - 3 Comments
A friend asked me this question during dinner today.
There are 2 guys and 2 girls and 2 condoms only. Both guys must have sex with both girls without having unsafe sex or unhygienic sex. No fancy mumbo jumbo either. Just plain logic.
How do you do it?
The answer right after this song.
Conversation - Popularity: 50% [?] - 9 Comments
Was talking to Wingz and Dale at the Nuffnang Wild Live Party, just to catch up on those guys. Wingz was updating his blog with his PDA during the event.
Me: Wah what you doing? Updated blog edi?
Wingz: Notchet la.. Now updating la.. Maxis so slow.. Must be because too many people here using lah.
Me: Yalor [...]
July 24, 2008 - Conversation - Popularity: 18% [?] - 3 Comments
C:\>love?
‘love?’ is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.
C:\>find me a girlfriend?
File not found - girlfriend?
C:\>at when will i meet her?
Invalid command.
{and some gibberish stuff}
C:\>is she the right one?
‘is’ is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.
C:\>time will tell
The system cannot accept the time entered.
C:\>erase [...]
Conversation - Popularity: 17% [?] - 0 Comments
Sheng 2: A mantau & a charsiew pau was watching a touching tv show. Why did the charsiew pau cry and the mantau didn’t?
Sheng 1: … Dono leh. Why ah?
Sheng 2: It’s because the mantau got no filling..
*lame-o-meter 5!*
July 13, 2008 - Conversation - Popularity: 28% [?] - 4 Comments
Sister: Because Tom’s Dick is Harry!
*Lame-o-meter: 4!*
July 12, 2008 - Conversation - Popularity: 27% [?] - 1 Comments
When trying to blow, be careful of backdrafts.
*replying Randy’s Aaron Ho Kena Pawn post.*
July 7, 2008 - Conversation - Popularity: 23% [?] - 0 Comments
