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Dumb Jokes That Are Funny

Written on November 29, 2009 by CincauHangus

Found these on Dumb Jokes That Are Funny. Most were rather lame than funny.

What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look, I’m changing.

What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fssshh.

What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.

A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
You make a seizure salad!

What kind of guns do bees use?
BeeBee guns

What do you call a deer with no eye?
NO IDEAR!

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
DAM.

What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?

What do you call a pig that does karate?
A PORK CHOP

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  • Comment by Sheng Mae:

    I bet you went through these late at night/ early in the morning. :p

    December 7, 2009 @ 6:40 pm
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